1. Everybody needs a way to universally say: "Hey I really need to rush so please stop talking and let me walk away". We all have our ways of hinting this but often it does not work even when we blatantly tell people we are in a rush. Instead we need a universal and polite way of saying this like making the peace sign with your fingers.
Here are some ways to try at work this week:
A. Cough loudly - By coughing loudly people will immediately switch focus to your coughing at which time you can walk away with an excuse.
B. Fake cell phone call- Pretend like you are getting a cell phone call that you need to take. Make sure you have cell phone service in your office or people will not believe you.
2. People need to invent waterproof insulated pockets for swimming trunks. This way when I am in a swimming pool or at a beach I don't need to worry about my wallet or cell phone being stolen or being damaged by water.
3. Every once in a while you go to a store or doctor's office where they have those candy machines where you put in a quarter and turn the knob to get candy. Have you ever wondered how old that candy is and whether that stuff is ever refilled?
4. I don't think it is possible to eat Bugles without putting them on top on your fingers.
5. I am starting to think the only solution to our debt problem is Government Casinos.
6. I can't remember the last time I used a pencil.
7. When you attach files to an email you should be allowed to change the file name.
8. My only question for people posting images of handwritten notes on Facebook is "Did you know Facebook allows you to type notes directly on the site?".
9. I hate how Fantasy Football keeps adding more and more features to be able analyze trades, players, and manage a team automatically. The whole point of fantasy was to create trades that would rip your friends off.
9B. Also you know you are in too many fantasy football leagues when every play helps you but also hurts you.
10. For some reason anytime I put on a baseball cap people think I look 5 years younger. Hopefully this will continue working 10 years from now.
Here are some ways to try at work this week:
A. Cough loudly - By coughing loudly people will immediately switch focus to your coughing at which time you can walk away with an excuse.
B. Fake cell phone call- Pretend like you are getting a cell phone call that you need to take. Make sure you have cell phone service in your office or people will not believe you.
2. People need to invent waterproof insulated pockets for swimming trunks. This way when I am in a swimming pool or at a beach I don't need to worry about my wallet or cell phone being stolen or being damaged by water.
3. Every once in a while you go to a store or doctor's office where they have those candy machines where you put in a quarter and turn the knob to get candy. Have you ever wondered how old that candy is and whether that stuff is ever refilled?
4. I don't think it is possible to eat Bugles without putting them on top on your fingers.
5. I am starting to think the only solution to our debt problem is Government Casinos.
6. I can't remember the last time I used a pencil.
7. When you attach files to an email you should be allowed to change the file name.
8. My only question for people posting images of handwritten notes on Facebook is "Did you know Facebook allows you to type notes directly on the site?".
9. I hate how Fantasy Football keeps adding more and more features to be able analyze trades, players, and manage a team automatically. The whole point of fantasy was to create trades that would rip your friends off.
9B. Also you know you are in too many fantasy football leagues when every play helps you but also hurts you.
10. For some reason anytime I put on a baseball cap people think I look 5 years younger. Hopefully this will continue working 10 years from now.
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