Ponderings 5/1/11

Ponderings 5/1/11: It's MAY!

1. Has anyone washed dishes at a restaurant because of not having enough money to pay at a restaurant? It would be a pretty good deal for a $100-$200 dinner. I am wondering if that would be a good date idea: good expensive dinner followed by some bonding time washing dishes.

2. On a 10 point scale when you cook your own food you automatically give yourself a 2 point boost. Remember that when your friends tell you to try their amazing food! It will be amazing -
2. Each year the person cooks regularly they improve by 1/2 a point as well.

3. Why do they make ketchup and sauce packets so small? Nobody ever takes just one packet even if you ask for ketchup from a drive-thru window the server will at least give you three packets. They should move to the dipping containers they use for dressing like ranch or just bigger packets.

4. On the NFL draft coverage why do the broadcasters reveal the pick before it is revealed on the podium by the Commissioner? This kills the entire point of the announcement on the podium.

5. Houses and apartments need sun roofs. Open it up on a sunny day when you can't go outside due to a playoff game, open it up at night to check out the stars, open it up to peep your head out.

6. Whenever I am walking passed houses, any house with a basketball hoop subconsciously gains more respect in my book. How old are you allowed to be before if it is creepy to ask for a jump shot when you are passing kids shooting on a hoop?